Writer’s choice

Order instructions:
The paper can be submitted in class only, no electronic submissions. If you must be absent, send your paper with a friend or classmate, family member or hired servant. Do not put the paper in my mailbox, in my office or the department office, and so on. On occasion in the past, I have failed people because I did not receive a paper they left for me somewhere on campus (a paper that surfaced months later). Do not e-mail the paper. I don’t want to read your paper on the screen, and I don’t want to print it. I just want a paper copy of your brilliant, witty essay submitted on deadline.